Showing posts with label gimme a freakin' BREAK. Show all posts
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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Bringin' home da pork

Seems our esteemed Denny Rehburg is tops (in a way) of "bringing home the bacon" to Montana.

According to this CNN Politics news story, Denny is Number 1 in the number of pork-barrel projects he directs back to Montana - at 88 of them.

Way to go, Denny! Woo-hoo!

If you're interested to see the full details of the "Pig Book" that reports on pork-barrel projects, you can find them HERE. I promise, you'll never look at a pig the same again...

UPDATE:
The site has a nifty "search by" feature that lets you hunt down what projects a Congressrodent has earmarked. Denny? Here's what he was involved in:
--->88 record(s) for a total of $100,514,200
ID State Cost Description Status Appropriation Fiscal Year Party House Senate
10198 * $650,000 Greater Yellowstone Interagency Brucellosis Committee, MT, ID, WY (Animal Plant Health Inspection Service: Salaries and Expenses) AG 10 M Rehberg; Simpson Barrasso; Baucus; Crapo; Enzi; Risch; Tester
10420 MT $3,654,000 Animal Bioscience Facility, Bozeman (Agricultural Research Service: Buildings and Facilities) AG 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
10421 MT $682,000 Sustainable Beef Supply (National Institute of Food and Agriculture: Special Research Grants) AG 10 D Rehberg Baucus
10422 MT $270,000 Invasive Plant Management (National Institute of Food and Agriculture: Special Research Grants) AG 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
10423 MT $305,000 Brucellosis Vaccine (National Institute of Food and Agriculture: Special Research Grants) AG 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
11410 MT $100,000 Montana State University Billings, Billings, Academic & Workforce Development Program at the Montana Women’s Prison (Byrne Discretionary Grants) COM 10 M Rehberg Tester; Baucus
11411 MT $600,000 Montana Youth and District Court Services Bureau, Helena, MT MONTS-Juvenile Justice System (Juvenile Justice) COM 10 R Rehberg
11415 MT $250,000 City of Kalispell, Public Safety Building Modernization (Byrne Discretionary Grants) COM 10 M Rehberg Tester
11417 MT $147,000 Yellowstone County Sheriff’s Office, Billings, Yellowstone County Mobile Digital Video Camera (COPS - Law Enforcement Technology) COM 10 R Rehberg
11418 MT $185,000 Gallatin County, Bozeman, Gallatin County Treatment Court (Byrne Discretionary Grants) COM 10 M Rehberg Tester; Baucus
11419 MT $400,000 Missoula County, Missoula, Missoula Public Safety Operations & Training Center (COPS - Law Enforcement Technology) COM 10 M Rehberg Tester; Baucus
11420 MT $250,000 Billings Clinic, Billings Clinic Sexual Assault Nurse Examiner (Byrne Discretionary Grants) COM 10 M Rehberg Tester; Baucus
11422 MT $60,000 East Helena Police Department, East Helena, East Helena Community Policing Hiring Effort (Byrne Discretionary Grants) COM 10 R Rehberg
11427 MT $250,000 University of Montana, Missoula, Montana Safe Schools (Juvenile Justice) COM 10 M Rehberg Tester; Baucus
11428 MT $500,000 Montana Meth Project, Missoula, Montana Meth Project (COPS - Methamphetamine) COM 10 M Rehberg Tester; Baucus
11429 MT $500,000 Watson Children’s Shelter, Missoula, Western Montana Children’s Safety Initiative (Juvenile Justice) COM 10 R Rehberg
11431 MT $300,000 Montana Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association, Helena, Montana Offender Notification and Tracking System—Juvenile Justice System (MONTS-JJS) (Byrne Discretionary Grants) COM 10 M Rehberg Tester; Baucus
12356 $4,800,000 Titanium Extraction, Mining and Process Engineering Research (Research, Development, Test and Evaluation - Army) DEF 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
12383 $4,000,000 SOVAS-Hand Held Imager / Long Range (Procurement - Defense Wide) DEF 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Kerry; Kirk; Tester
12494 $2,400,000 NAVAIR High Fidelity Oceanographic Library (Research, Development, Test and Evaluation - Navy) DEF 10 R Rehberg
12584 * $800,000 Compliance Tools Development for Metals in Antifouling Paints (MT, NY) (Research, Development, Test and Evaluation - Navy) DEF 10 M Bishop (UT); Rehberg Tester
13241 MT $2,000,000 Defense-Critical Languages and Cultures Program (Operation and Maintenance - Defense Wide) DEF 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
13243 MT $2,400,000 Materials Technology for LED Lighting Applications (Research, Development, Test and Evaluation - Army) DEF 10 M Rehberg Tester
13244 MT $2,400,000 Marine Expeditionary Rifle Squad Reconfigurable Vehicle Simulator (Research, Development, Test and Evaluation - Navy) DEF 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
13245 MT $6,400,000 Cryofracture / Plasma Arc Demilitarization Program (Research, Development, Test and Evaluation - Army) DEF 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
13246 MT $1,600,000 Next Generation Simulation Training for Pararescue Forces (Research, Development, Test and Evaluation - Air Force) DEF 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
13247 MT $2,800,000 Adelos Program: Nuclear Security Sensor System (Research, Development, Test and Evaluation - Navy) DEF 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
13248 MT $3,200,000 Low Acoustic and Thermal Signature Battlefield Power Source (Research, Development, Test and Evaluation - Navy) DEF 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
13249 MT $7,600,000 Mariah Hypersonic Wind Tunnel Development Program (Research, Development, Test and Evaluation - Army) DEF 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
13250 MT $1,600,000 Watchkeeper (Research, Development, Test and Evaluation - Air Force) DEF 10 R Rehberg
13251 MT $3,200,000 Adaptive Lightweight Materials Technology for Missile Defense (Research, Development, Test and Evaluation - Army) DEF 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
13252 MT $1,600,000 US Army Vascular Graft Research Project (Research, Development, Test and Evaluation - Army) DEF 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
13253 MT $1,600,000 MilTech Expansion Program (Research, Development, Test and Evaluation - Defense Wide) DEF 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
13254 MT $800,000 Advanced Helicopter Landing Aid (Research, Development, Test and Evaluation - Navy) DEF 10 M Rehberg Tester
13941 $491,000 Geothermal development in Hot Springs Valley (Department of Energy: Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy) ENERGY 10 R Rehberg
13966 $3,000,000 Center for Zero Emissions Reseach and Technology (Department of Energy: Fossil Energy R&D) ENERGY 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
13986 $500,000 Synthesis of renewable biofuels from biomass (Department of Energy: Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy) ENERGY 10 M Rehberg Tester
14439 MT $4,844,000 Rural Montana (Corps of Engineers: Construction) ENERGY 10 M Rehberg Tester; Baucus
14440 MT $500,000 Montana algal biodiesel initiative (Department of Energy: Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy) ENERGY 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
14444 MT $1,000,000 Wind turbine development (Department of Energy: Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy) ENERGY 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
14950 MT $137,500 Great Falls Development Authority, to support the administrative costs of the Central Montana Growth Fund, Great Falls (Small Business Administration) FINSER 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
14952 MT $134,000 Montana World Trade Center, Missoula, for Montana Growth Through Trade (Small Business Administration) FINSER 10 R Rehberg
14953 MT $137,500 Montana Technology Venture Center, Bozeman, for expansion and operations of the TechRanch next step program (Small Business Administration) FINSER 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
14954 MT $133,000 Montana State University, Bozeman, HTAP: High-Technology Assistance Program (Small Business Administration) FINSER 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
15177 MT $800,000 Emergency Operations Center, Butte-Silver Bow (FEMA: State and Local Programs) HS 10 M Dennis Rehberg Jon Tester
15360 CO $1,700,000 Water Research Foundation (EPA - Science & Technology) INT 10 M Kissell; Rehberg; Moran (VA) Kennedy; Kerry; Reid
15400 GA $1,000,000 Consortium for Plant Biotechnology Research (EPA - Science & Technology) INT 10 M Towns; Rogers (MI); Rehberg; Stupak; Conyers; Price (NC); Abercrombie; Lewis (GA); Rogers (KY) Hagan; Levin; McConnell; Murray; Stabenow
15540 MT $1,500,000 Lewis and Clark National Forest (US Forest Service - Land Acquisition) INT 10 M Rehberg Tester, Baucus
15541 MT $200,000 City of Missoula for wastewater facility improvements (EPA - State and Tribal Assistance Grants - Water and Wastewater Infrastructure) INT 10 M Rehberg Tester
15543 MT $150,000 City of Bozeman Main Street Historic District Restoration (National Park Service - Save America's Treasures) INT 10 R Rehberg
15544 MT $500,000 Butte-Silver Bow Consolidated Government for drinking water improvements for the City of Butte (EPA - State and Tribal Assistance Grants - Water and Wastewater Infrastructure) INT 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
15545 MT $290,600 Em-Kayan County Water and Sewer District for infrastructure improvements (EPA - State and Tribal Assistance Grants - Water and Wastewater Infrastructure) INT 10 R Rehberg
15546 MT $500,000 City of Bozeman for water treatment facility improvements (EPA - State and Tribal Assistance Grants - Water and Wastewater Infrastructure) INT 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
16784 MT $250,000 Billings Clinic, Billings, MT for a rural health outreach program, including facilities and equipment (HHS - HRSA Health Facilities and Services) LABHHS 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
16785 MT $400,000 Daniels Memorial Hospital Association, Scobey, MT for facilities and equipment (HHS - HRSA Health Facilities and Services) LABHHS 10 R Rehberg
16786 MT $200,000 University of Montana—Mike & Maureen Mansfield Center, Missoula, MT, to establish the Institute for Leadership and Public Service to fulfill the purposes of the Mansfield Center, including the creation of an endowment (Education: Higher Education) LABHHS 10 M Rehberg Tester
16787 MT $500,000 Community Medical Center, Missoula, MT for facilities and equipment (HHS - HRSA Health Facilities and Services) LABHHS 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
16788 MT $550,000 CARD Clinic, Libby, MT, for facilities and equipment related to an asbestos surveillance initiative (HHS - HRSA Health Facilities and Services) LABHHS 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
16789 MT $500,000 Benefis Health System, Great Falls, MT for facilities and equipment (HHS - HRSA Health Facilities and Services) LABHHS 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
16791 MT $500,000 Easter Seals-Goodwill Northern Rocky Mountain, Inc., Great Falls, MT for facilities and equipment (HHS - HRSA Health Facilities and Services) LABHHS 10 R Rehberg
16792 MT $300,000 Northern Rockies Educational Services (NRES), Missoula, MT for the Taking Technology to the Classroom initiative, including purchase of equipment (Education: Elementary and Secondary Education) LABHHS 10 R Rehberg
16793 MT $100,000 Lewis and Clark County, Helena, MT, for facilities and equipment at the City-County Health Department (HHS - HRSA Health Facilities and Services) LABHHS 10 M Rehberg Tester; Baucus
16794 MT $400,000 St. Vincent Healthcare Foundation, Billings, MT for facilities and equipment (HHS - HRSA Health Facilities and Services) LABHHS 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
16795 MT $100,000 Flathead Valley Community College, Kalispell, MT, Career Opportunities through Retraining and Education (Labor - Employment and Training Administration) LABHHS 10 M Rehberg Tester; Baucus
16797 MT $100,000 Youth Dynamics, Inc, Billings, MT, for a training program to help meet the mental health needs of those living in rural or frontier States (HHS - Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration) LABHHS 10 M Rehberg Tester; Baucus
16798 MT $100,000 Youth Dynamics, Inc., Billings, MT for facilities and equipment (HHS - HRSA Health Facilities and Services) LABHHS 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
16800 MT $300,000 Saint Patrick Hospital, Missoula, MT, to implement an electronic health record system (HHS - HRSA Health Facilities and Services) LABHHS 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
16801 MT $100,000 Montana Tech, Butte, MT, to expand health informatics training, including equipment (HHS - HRSA Health Facilities and Services) LABHHS 10 M Rehberg Tester; Baucus
16802 MT $100,000 Montana Wyoming Tribal Leaders Council, Billings, MT for facilities and equipment (HHS - HRSA Health Facilities and Services) LABHHS 10 D Rehberg Baucus
16803 MT $100,000 Montana State University, Billings, MT, for job training (Labor - Employment and Training Administration) LABHHS 10 M Rehberg Tester; Baucus
17688 MT $10,600,000 Malmstrom Air Force Base to upgrade weapons storage area (Air Force) MILCON 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
17689 MT $1,750,000 Fort Harrison to add alter a troop medical facility (Army National Guard) MILCON 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
17778 $200,000 Pantry Partners Food Bank for a building project (Economic Development Initiative) TRANS 10 D Rehberg Baucus
18573 MT $292,200 High Bridge Renovation (Surface Transportation Priorities) TRANS 10 M Rehberg Tester
18574 MT $500,000 Mill Creek Highway, Anaconda- Deer Lodge County (Transportation, Community, and System Preservation) TRANS 10 R Rehberg
18577 MT $487,000 homeWORD, Missoula, for development of rental housing that is affordable to working families (Neighborhood Initiatives) TRANS 10 M Rehberg Tester; Baucus
18579 MT $1,461,000 I-90 Belgrade East Interchange (Interstate Maintenance Discretionary) TRANS 10 M Rehberg Tester; Baucus
18580 MT $300,000 Great Falls Development Authority for Great Falls Industrial Park infrastructure improvements (Economic Development Initiative) TRANS 10 R Rehberg
18581 MT $200,000 City of Shelby for Shelby Downtown District Revitalization Project building renovation (Economic Development Initiative) TRANS 10 R Rehberg
18582 MT $584,400 Livingston Railroad Grade Separation Undercrossing (Surface Transportation Priorities) TRANS 10 D Rehberg Baucus
18583 MT $974,000 Shelby Intermodal Hub (Rail Line Relocation and Improvement Program) TRANS 10 D Rehberg Baucus; Tester
18584 MT $200,000 Rocky Mountain Development Council for Caird Iron Works Redevelopment (Economic Development Initiative) TRANS 10 R Rehberg
18585 MT $450,000 Billings Food Bank for the Billings Food Bank Montana Harvest Kitchens Project building expansion (Economic Development Initiative) TRANS 10 R Rehberg
18586 MT $500,000 Black Eagle Road Reconstruction (Surface Transportation Priorities) TRANS 10 M Rehberg Tester; Baucus
18588 MT $323,000 City of Billings for Business Consortium Project for the Homeless building purchase and renovation (Economic Development Initiative) TRANS 10 R Rehberg
18589 MT $100,000 Yellowstone Boys and Girls for ranch building renovation Ranch (Economic Development Initiative) TRANS 10 R Rehberg
18591 MT $625,000 Western Montana Children’s Safety Initiative for construction of a children's shelter facility (Economic Development Initiative) TRANS 10 M Rehberg Tester; Baucus
19278 * $547,000 Barley for rural development (ID, MT) (National Institute of Food and Agriculture: Special Research Grants) AG 10 M Rehberg; Simpson Baucus; Crapo; Risch; Tester

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Thursday, March 11, 2010

PayPal - Stupid or Criminal?

I haven't been exactly overjoyed with PayPal, even from the time I first signed up with them. It hasn't been any one thing in particular, but more of a general we're-too-big-to-have-to-pay-attention-to-you attitude almost any really large organization eventually takes on.

Over the years, I've also heard (and read about) the stories of PayPal summarily and somewhat arbitrarily freezing accounts without ever providing any real explanation as to why, how it could be resolved, when it would be resolved, or other actual details. Recently, however, I ran across this story, and something about it just set my teeth on edge.

Since the only thing I really used PayPal for was buying stuff on eBay, and eBay has finally managed to aggravate me sufficiently enough to close my account with them, it seemed like as good a time (and reason) as any to close my PayPal account, too. A couple of days ago, I tried to do just that - only to be told by PayPal that there was some kind of activity still unfinished with my bank.

Fine, whatever. The last eBay purchase I made was on the 6th, and I've already received the item, so I figured PayPal would get caught up in the next couple of days. This evening, when I logged in and tried to close the account, I still got the same message. After carefully checking that all my transactions showed as "completed", I called PayPal support.

For the love of God, Cthulu, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Allah, or anything else you hold dear, don't ever do that. Their automated voice response system is seriously fucked up. After telling me that it couldn't understand me (despite my speaking carefully and clearly) after too-brief response periods, it insisted on trying to foist me off to departments that were completely irrelevant to what I wanted to discuss. Having no other alternative, I simply started pressing "O" until it concluded I wasn't playing nice and handed me off to the generic WTF line. Cindy, or Sue, or whatever the hell her name was kept saying "Bayble" for PayPal (among other language and accent defects), necessitating I ask for someone that actually spoke English.

The young fellow I ended up with was actually helpful, and tried to explain to me how, although PayPal was telling ME that everything was "completed", it really wasn't: that the requisite time (3 to 5 business days) hadn't passed between my last PayPal-based purchase, and the removal of funds from my bank. Strictly speaking, "completed" on MY end actually sometimes meant "still processing" on THEIR end. In response to that, I suggested that if that was the case, then either PayPal didn't know what it was doing by telling me that the transaction was complete, or it was deliberately lying to me - and asked which it was. He was unable to answer that question, and elected to explain the situation again. Just as he did when I asked additional questions that he didn't have answers for.

The bottom line is that I'm likely to have to wait until Saturday before their computer decides that it has received the $2.25 in question, and it's okay for me to close my account.

I would suggest that anyone with a PayPal account have a look at the things that PayPal has done, and decide if they really want to entrust their money with such an operation.

Oh, and just to make SURE everyone understands: PayPal is not a bank, it is a "payment processor". In other words, they are not subject to all those nifty banking regulations about access to your money, business practises, and the like. Caveat Emptor!

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Some people's kids...

I've had several instances of some Chinese-speaking dildo leaving bullshit comments in Chinese on some of my posts. Rather than having to go in and delete the crap, I've marginally increased the security on comments here - you'll either have to be registered (BTFOM what that means, right now) or have an "OpenID".

If you comment, but don't see it right away, be patient - I'll register you (if necessary) so you won't have to fart around with it in the future.

You'll also notice some Chinese writing on the leave-a-comment section; basically, it tells the little fuckwad Commie assmunches to stop leaving their bullshit in my comments.

Friday, January 22, 2010

A point: he makes one

There has been a certain amount of turmoil about how quickly help has arrived for the victims of the Haiti earthquake. In the local newspaper (the Billings Gazette) this morning, there was an article that I thought was a damn fine explanation of the disparity between people's wants/expectations, and reality:
In the space of a single generation, ours has become a world of live video chats, one-click online ordering, overnight delivery, on-demand movies and instantaneous electronic fund transfers _ including sending aid to Haiti via your cell phone. It becomes only natural, in such a society, to bristle at any delays.

Trouble is, the physical world can't move as fast as the virtual one and, barring the invention of a "Star Trek"-style transporter, probably never will. Unlike medicine and food and water, information no longer has to travel via plane and boat and road and foot. News can arrive immediately. But doing something about it? That's another thing entirely.
Even pizza places want a half-hour to make a delivery, people. How long you think it's going to take to move thousands of tons of relief supplies? You think the Navy's hospital ship USNS Comfort moves at warp speed? Get real.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

When is an Express lane not an Express lane?

When the cashier at the local Albertsons doesn't say anything when some inconsiderate, unobservant, ignorant git go through it with two full shopping carts of groceries -- totalling nearly $350.

I know this because it just happened to ME. When I got up to the checkout area with my half-full little basket of stuff, one lane had three people with full baskets; the next lane closed while I was still five or six feet away from it. The last open lane was the (HA!) "Express Lane" for 15 or fewer items -- where said git was industriously unloading her second basket. Oh, and as an added bonus attraction, the assistant manager of the store was puttering around in the immediate area, and completely failed to say anything to either the cashier OR the git.

When I finally got my turn to be checked out, the cashier seemed surprised that I was rather less than cheerful, happy, and friendly.

On my way out, I said something about what had happened to the assistant manager. The correct response, of course, would have been something along the line of "I'm sorry, sir. We'll speak to the cashiers about working on the Express lane"; what I got INSTEAD was a half-smile as she hemmed and hawed and tried to play it down.

After getting home and putting the groceries away, I went to the Albersons web site and left them some testy (but polite and not profane) feedback. Supposedly, I'll hear something back from them within 24 hours; if/when they actually respond, I'll update this entry.

From where I live, the next-nearest grocery facility is a (gag, retch) Wal*Mars. I wonder if I shouldn't do my shopping there for a while to make a point...

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Ling and Lee

I dunno, maybe it's me, but with all the happiness and joy over the return of Laura Ling and Euna Lee from North Korea, there seems to be one wee little technical detail that hasn't been fully explained...

How the fuck did the North Korean authorities get hold of them?

If they did, in fact, sneak across the border then what the hell made them think that they were somehow going to be immune from NoKo rules, regulations, and laws? Just because they were "journalists"? Why should that could for anything? I've spent no small amount of time travelling around while in the Navy, and I can't think of ANYPLACE that would tolerate anybody violating local laws, no matter who they are. If those two did sneak across the border into a totalitarian military-controlled regime, I figure they got off damn lucky with only 140 days in the clink; it would have served them right if they'd had to serve half the sentence before getting out for good behavior...

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Maybe this would work...

With all the bullshit in the news these last few days, I figure I'll toss out my own views on what's going on...

Mexican drug cartels
First off, that 90%-of-the-weapons thing is utter, total bullshit -- and proven to be such. From my perspective, the problem with the Mexican drug lords is two-part: the corruption within the Mexican government and law enforcement, and the demand by (mostly) U.S. consumers. Personally, I think the "War on Drugs" is bullshit -- if we're going to have a "war" on drugs, then by-god wage war: shoot down the aircraft, sink the boats and submarines(!), or otherwise just directly and immediately terminate the smugglers. I also think we should dramatically graduate punishment for users: for a first offence, clean them up and put them on probation for some period of time; for a second offence, add some jail time (and public service, like cleaning up the sides of highways or empty lots, shoveling walks in winter, etc). A third offence earns longer (and more restrictive) prison time. If the government hasn't got the stomach for that, then legalise the shit and be done with it; the current half-assed "war" is only making the cartels richer.

Economy
Much of the current economic mess, I think, is because the Government defaulted on its (self-assumed) power to regulate. Well, if the various agencies weren't ready, able, or willing to "take care of business" (no pun intended) before, then they've got no justification for sticking their oafish thumbs in it now. Sure, enact the laws and rules and regulations, if they think that's necessary -- but don't bail out the greedy, lying dumbasses that got themselves into trouble. Someone is going to lose the house they lied about being able to afford? Tough shit. The bank that made the loan without checking the borrowers claims is going to go under? Too fucking bad. The banks stockholders are going to lose their money if the bank goes tits-up? Well, gee, if it's going hurt them THAT bad, then maybe they should have been paying more attention to what was going on.

Piracy
Jesus jumping Roosevelt Christ, why is this even an issue in this day and time? The U.S. and a number of other countries have special-forces military units (the U.S. has Navy SEALs, Marine Force Recon, and others; Germany's GSG-9, Britains SAS, are among the others) that are MORE than capable of dealing with individual pirated ships, and eager to do so. Point them in the right direction and turn 'em loose. I'll bet that it wouldn't take many instances of pirated ships being recovered that way for the pirates to decide to go into another line of work. It would seem pretty obvious that paying the ransom only guarantees that the problem will continue.

Crime and Punishment
Something that crops up every so often is the number of people that the U.S. has in its jails and prisons. Here's a thought: if a person demonstrates an inability or unwillingness to follow society's rules, then completely remove them from society. This isn't my idea; it's something that I've read in some of Robert Heinlein's books -- the concept of being sent to "Coventry", where society's rules don't apply. If the criminal can't/won't accept the rules of living in a civilized society, then there's no reason for them to enjoy the benefits they get from the productive members of that society. In other words, if someone can't "play nice", then isolate them (NO outside supplies of food/water/whatever) with the other people like them -- root hog, or die. This would be a "Three Strikes and you're REALLY out" solution.

Taxes
One of the truisms of the legal system is that "Ignorance of the Law is no excuse" -- but what the hell are we supposed to do when that "law" is Title 26 of the U.S. Code (a.k.a. the Internal Revenue Code -- all 26 1/2 Megabytes [9,067 PAGES, when I loaded it into OpenOffice] downloadable HERE)? How, in god's name, is a mere mortal supposed to keep all of that straight in their head? Here's an example of just how intelligible the Tax Code is: the IRS specifically states that any information or advice from its employees is not to be taken as final and absolute. Got that? Even the IRS says that the tax code is too much for its own staff to comment on in any authoritative manner. Here's a thought: how about if we simplify the tax code down to something that would resemble, say, a DMV Driver's Manual? And set the collection system up in such a way that all the taxes are collected during the year, so that there isn't an "April 15th" any more? All kinds of proposals have been made before ( a flat tax, a national sales tax, and Value Added Tax, among others) -- and all shut down by various permutations of special-interest groups. I would respectfully submit that it's well past time to quit farting around and actually DO it.

Social(ist) (in)Security
This one is the fabled "third rail" of American politics. It may have been an acceptable idea back when it was implemented, but thanks to all the political finger-fucking it has been subjected to, it's time we gave up on this one. Sure, I can hear older folks screaming even as I type this: "But I paid into it, and I want my money!" Fine. How about if we just phase the damn thing out, then, over (say) 20 years? Everybody that retires on or before the deadline gets 100% benefits. Then for each year after that, retirees get 5% less: retire the second year, you get 90%; the third year, you get 85%, fourth year 80%, and so on. Also, people would pay the same percentage as they would receive: if you're going to get 100% benefits, then you pay 100% of the tax; if your retirement age is going to be after SSI terminates, so that you wouldn't get any benefits, then you don't PAY anything, either. That would give folks up to 20 years to establish (and maintain) a tax-free retirement account to cover themselves for their old age (using the money the government WOULD have taken, even) -- however much they put into it is exempt from any taxes until such time as they take the money out.

North Korea
Again, this one seems pretty obvious to me: if Kim Jong-Il can't/won't play nice in the world arena, then quit playing with him. Every "agreement" we've made with him has turned into so much toilet paper when it suited him. So why do we keep fucking around with this asshole? China is the only country that really supports him (and then only because they're afraid of all those North Koreans crossing their border if his regime went tits-up). I would suggest that if ol' Kim Jong won't honor his deals, then it's time to quit dealing WITH him. Don't give the crazy little fucker anything. No aid of ANY kind (yes, that'll hurt the civilian populace -- but any more than he's doing to them?). No trade of any kind. Simply refuse to have any talks, negotiations, or anything else until and unless he demonstrates a willingness to behave himself. China doesn't like it? Tough shit -- they need to lean on the goofy little fuck harder. South Korea doesn't like it? So? I've been there, and they're pissing away a LOT of their resources even now, watching that dizzy little shit. The U.S. is arguably the most powerful country in the world -- why in the hell are we falling all over ourselves worrying about little piss-ants like him? He might have A nuke? Big fucking deal -- we've got them, too, though we could run his ass over like a steamroller without them.

Executive Compensation
The U.S. government has absolutely NO business dictating how much money a civilian corporation pays its people. That said, it baffles the shit out of me why stockholders aren't demanding the most basic and simple thing imaginable: basing compensation on results, not promises or expectations. Start a CEO at some base salary, then make future compensation dependent on performance and cumulative results. Hold the bastages accountable for their decisions: if the stock value goes in the toilet, so does the salary; if the stock doubles, then so does the salary -- but put some delay in the process so that the results of decisions have time to take FULL effect. It seems pretty obvious that a decision that increases the value of a company for one year, then makes it all but worthless five years down the road, isn't so good; set the compensation plan up so that the execs pay the same (proportional) penalty as the stockholders for their shitty ideas. I'd bet cash money that if those AIG (and other) assholes had as much risk of going bankrupt as their employers, they'd have been a hell of a lot more careful about their decisions. Here's a thought: write the employment contract in such a way that some (BIG!) percentage of their salary goes into a holding account that can only be paid out some number (5?) of years later. That should encourage execs to start making good long-term decisions, instead of maximizing profits for the short-term.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Seriously screwed up legal system...

Is this bullshit, or what?

Seems a 59-year-old retired city bus driver, confined to a wheelchair, plugged a would-be mugger with a .357 -- and is now being sued by him for $5 million.

Margaret Johnson, 59, described as "a retired city bus driver who has a dislocated hip and a ruptured disc", was sitting in her motorised mobility scooter in September 2006 when Deron Johnson, 48, "tried to snatch her purse and gold chain".

This turned out to be a bad move, since Ms Johnson's grandfather was Harlem crime boss Ellsworth “Bumpy” Johnson, a no-messing-about character who once battled with fellow gangster Dutch Shultz for control of the Harlem numbers racket.

After the would-be mugger got off (claiming he was defending himself from her Shih Tzu -- we all know how vicious those damn things are...)
Mr Johnson is, as is the local custom, now suing granny and her apartment block landlord for the aforementioned five million bucks. His lawyer, Craig Davidowitz, claims he's "suffered permanent nerve damage from the shooting".
My favorite part of the story is
Margaret Johnson, though, is having none of it. She sensationally explained to the New York Post: "I'm a peaceful person. I wish that I had killed him. I didn't think you had to pay to get mugged in New York City."
As an added bonus attraction, the linked article has a link to a NY Post picture of her posing with a farookin Uzi she previously owned. Go Granny!

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Making my day...

I just had an experience that made my day -- if not the entire week...

My doorbell rang a minute ago, and when I answered the door, I found a team of 3 women outside. When they asked how I was, I told them I was fine, and one of them tried to hand me a brochure as she told me they were from one of the local Baptist churches.

I gave her a Look (I have a little sign on my door telling people to go away if they don't know me by name - and explicitly includes religious groups) before telling her and her companions "If I was interested in finding Jesus, I'd already be doing it. Now fuck off and leave me alone."

Needless to say, they got horrified and offended before I slammed the door in their faces.

Rhetorical question: what is it with hard-core religious types that they can't just leave people alone?

Monday, March 16, 2009

Over-stimulation

Does anybody out there really think Microsoft needs any economic stimulus? If so, you'll be happy to know that the Beast of Redmond is going to be receiving roughly 18 MILLION dollars to connect a couple sections of their 'campus' via a bridge -- coming to be known as the Bridge to Microsoft.

Just. Fucking. Lovely.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Aaaaargh!!

Is it me, or is this about the most fucked-up thing going on at present?

Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. the Octomom, is "buying" a bigger (by 1,000 square feet; the new place is just over 2,500) house.

Now, she's unemployed and living on government assistance... so how is it she's buying this new home?
"I earned it. ... No, my father did not purchase this house for me. I did it on my own," Suleman told Radar magazine's Web site during a video tour of the home.
and
She did not say specifically how she was paying for the house, but told Radar: "My ultimate goal is not to be a burden on ... taxpayers. So there have been a couple of offers. ... I selectively picked a couple of opportunities to earn some resources for the kids."
Somehow, I don't think so...

Something I may have missed somewhere along the line is: just how did she manage to get 8 embryos implanted, anyway? I mean, I doubt the asshat that did it worked for free, nor the facility staff where it happened -- so who paid for it?

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Klewless

See, this is why I named my blog the way I did...

Got a call a little bit ago from the moorons at the Census. Seems that me simply claiming (by writing in BIG RED LETTERS on the front of it) religious exemption from answering their questions wasn't enough. They "had" to call, and explicityly ask me each and every farookin' question on the survey, and then take my verbal response (which was probably politer and less profane that I should have made it).

So, after verifying the basics that I'd filled in on the front of the damn thing, we had to go through the rest of it. After the first time I responded with "I decline to answer that question on religous grounds.", it was sufficient for me to simply reply "Decline" to the rest of them -- all eleventy hundred of them (or so it seemed).

And then the dipshits wonder why Government is held in such low regard...

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Yeeeaaaaah....

Just read a CNN story about how there's a spiffy new website up about the Recovery program that the lugnuts in Congress passed, and His Obamaness signed.

Went over to the site, and it's pretty lame, just now. Had a look at their "timeline", and it's as devoid of any facts or details as His Obamaness' campaign rhetoric.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Computer? Not yours.

Courtesy of an item on Slashdot --
"A few days' testing of Windows 7 has already disclosed some draconian DRM, some of it unrelated to media files..."

And, as an added bonus attraction --
"Microsoft says it's 'optional,' but they are already planning to slip Internet Explorer 8 into all Windows Vista/XP PCs by March..."
Oh, you lucky, lucky Windows users...

Thursday, January 29, 2009

AGAIN wit' da Gummit

*sigh*

In today's mail, I got another one of the goofy-ass "American Community Survey" thingies from the U.S. Census - despite the fact that I have tried to let them know that I didn't have any interest in providing them with anything, which didn't work particularly well.

Carefully reading the "We're from the Government, we're here to help" bullshit accompanying the survey, and doing a little checking, I find that there are, in fact, penalties for not participating:

From 13 USC {that's Title 13 of the United States Code, for those of you that might be less than familiar with lawyer-speak), courtesy of Cornell University Law :

§ 221. Refusal or neglect to answer questions; false answers

(a) Whoever, being over eighteen years of age, refuses or willfully neglects, when requested by the Secretary, or by any other authorized officer or employee of the Department of Commerce or bureau or agency thereof acting under the instructions of the Secretary or authorized officer, to answer, to the best of his knowledge, any of the questions on any schedule submitted to him in connection with any census or survey provided for by subchapters I, II, IV, and V of chapter 5 of this title, applying to himself or to the family to which he belongs or is related, or to the farm or farms of which he or his family is the occupant, shall be fined not more than $100.
(b) Whoever, when answering questions described in subsection (a) of this section, and under the conditions or circumstances described in such subsection, willfully gives any answer that is false, shall be fined not more than $500.
(c) Notwithstanding any other provision of this title, no person shall be compelled to disclose information relative to his religious beliefs or to membership in a religious body.
Loverly, innit?

I certainly don't want to break the law by refusing to comply mit Das Direktive (I gave them my name, the date, my phone #, and that it's just me, just like they asked on the very front of it), and I'd never dream of outright lying to them. I guess the only option they leave open to me is to respectfully decline to provide anything, in accordance to (c).

If they think I'm bullshitting, they're certainly welcome to PROVE it -- if they can.

Gee, so sorry...

Monday, January 26, 2009

The End is Nigh...

I fear that we are about to witness the end of Civilization as we know it -- thanks to Microsoft.

Watch this, and see if you don't agree...

Thursday, January 15, 2009

With a hat tip to the Constitution Club, I present you the Children of Hamas:



freakin' dooshbags...

Monday, December 8, 2008

How 'bout giving PEOPLE a tax break?

If you happen to think that you're smarter about what to do with your money than the dipsticks in Congress, I'd encourage you to click on the little goodie below and follow the instructions to post a copy of it to your blog, web page, Facebook, Twitter, or whatever the hell Internet presence you might have.

Hey, here's an idea, Nancy Murtha O'Reid. How about you bail out the American taxpayer? Instead of swizzling around hundreds of billions in a fruitless central-planning exercise, cut federal income taxes to zero for 90 days. For every taxpayer. I can guaran-dam-tee that less mortgages will fall behind, more cars will be purchased, retail will go nuts, etc.