For those inDUHviduals that don't seem to have enough functioning brain cells to figure this out on their own, here is a Free Clue:
You should turn your lights on when the weather is bad (rain, fog, snow).
Sure, maybe you can see "okay", but turning your lights on -- all the way, not just your parking lights -- means that it's easier for other people to SEE YOU. Now, here's the tricky part so you need to pay attention: if other people can SEE YOU, then they're a lot less likely to do something nonsensical like pull out in front of you. This means that you're a lot less likely to get into an accident. To make it even easier for you, try to remember that LIGHTS ON = ACCIDENTS OFF.
Friday, January 22, 2010
Stupid is as Stupid does
Posted by Dave at 14:08 1 comment:
Labels: PSA, Seasonal, shipdittery
A point: he makes one
There has been a certain amount of turmoil about how quickly help has arrived for the victims of the Haiti earthquake. In the local newspaper (the Billings Gazette) this morning, there was an article that I thought was a damn fine explanation of the disparity between people's wants/expectations, and reality:
In the space of a single generation, ours has become a world of live video chats, one-click online ordering, overnight delivery, on-demand movies and instantaneous electronic fund transfers _ including sending aid to Haiti via your cell phone. It becomes only natural, in such a society, to bristle at any delays.Even pizza places want a half-hour to make a delivery, people. How long you think it's going to take to move thousands of tons of relief supplies? You think the Navy's hospital ship USNS Comfort moves at warp speed? Get real.
Trouble is, the physical world can't move as fast as the virtual one and, barring the invention of a "Star Trek"-style transporter, probably never will. Unlike medicine and food and water, information no longer has to travel via plane and boat and road and foot. News can arrive immediately. But doing something about it? That's another thing entirely.
Posted by Dave at 10:24 1 comment:
Labels: gimme a freakin' BREAK, opinion, shipdittery
Monday, January 18, 2010
Maybe best not to f*ck with me...
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Sunday, January 17, 2010
I kill you!
If you haven't seen this before, you should watch it now -- it's freakin' hilarious: Achmed, the dead terrorist.
Posted by Dave at 22:33 No comments:
Labels: humour, It is to Laugh, YooToobed
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