I had the "pleasure" of a physical at the doctors office today.
Blood pressure - OK
Pulse - OK
Temperature - OK
Heart - OK
Lungs - OK (even for me being a smoker)
Cholesterol - OK
Weight - OK (even lost a few pounds since last time)
General health - OK
I did manage to cause mild hysterics with the nurse when she took my temperature: instead of a regular thermometer (or even one of the sexy digital under-the-tongue jobs), she used one that took my temperature via an ear -- which prompted me to comment "Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'stick it in your ear', doesn't it?". Once she'd settled down again, she said she'd be using that for the rest of the day...
All in all, it has been determined -- to some degree of certainty -- that I am not, in fact, dead.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
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Congrats! You've earned yourself a sad trombone. Hooray!
Golly-gee willikers! You make me feel so... special...
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