On Wednesday 29 April 2009 14:27:05 richy molt wrote:Only once did I get a second email from such a sender; (s)he accused me of being racist -- which hurt my feelings terribly, I assure you.
> 29th April 2009
>
> Good Day
>
> Following the approval of your payment, I have gone through your payment
> file and I have discovered all you have been passed through trying to
> receive your funds. Your days of agony are gone. Are you ready to receive
> your fund? If you are ready then do contact me back as I am newly
> appointed as the Payment Co-coordinator of all delay contract/inheritance
> payments.
>
> I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free
> and that you should not entertain any atom of fears all required
> arrangements have been made for the transfer .You should contact me
> immediately as you receive this letter with the below information's.
>
> NAME......................................
> AGE......................................
> STATE/COUNTRY.............................
> BANK/ACCOUNT.............................
> TELE/FAX NUMBERS...........................
>
> I am personally sorry for the delay and you are here by given a code for
> security reason (#922) while contacting me.
>
> Trusting to hear from you immediately.
>
> Regards
> Dr. Richard Molton
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009 @ 1431
** Patience is a virtue, it's just not one of my better virtues. **
Showing posts with label rigid digit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rigid digit. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
No trips to Nigeria for me...
I still get the occasional bullshit Nigerian 409 letter, or some other bogus "I got money for you" crap from some asshole. I don't mind, really -- it gives me the chance to let the weasel at the other end know what I think of him/her and pretty much guarantee that I won't get anything else from them. To wit:
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Why, yes, I AM an asshole...
Of late, I've been getting phone calls for someone whose phone number is similar (off by 1 digit) to mine. Thing is, the phone calls are from a credit collection agency, and (to their credit) they're persistent buggers.
The first few times, I tried -- patiently -- to explain to them that they had the wrong person/phone, but they seem to have taken the attitude that I'm simply lying to them: that I'm actually the person they're trying to reach.
As the calls have continued, I've gotten more and more enthusiastic about letting them know that I'm not the right person; they remain unconvinced.
At least, I think, until this morning.
Shortly after 10:00, I got another call from the putzes asking to speak to Mr. H_____. Having finally had enough of their nonsense, I calmly (but pointedly, profanely, and insultingly) began to let the person on the other end know what I thought of him, his company, collection agencies, and so on. When I was done, he tried to complain that I shouldn't be speaking to him that way -- that he was simply trying to collect a debt that was willingly incurred, and that the company that was owed the money deserved to be paid.
I responded (remaining rude, profane, and insulting) that that was all well and good, IF they were calling the person that actually owed the money; but that since they weren't, and had thus far refused to correct their error, I was entitled to address them in any manner I wished -- and that I would not only continue, but get even worse as long as they continued calling me.
At that point, a stupidvisor got on the line, and tried to give me a ration of shit about how and what I was saying. Bad move on her part.
I demonstrated to her, in no uncertain terms, that she was wrong: not only could I be more offensive and disgusting toward them, but that I would. I finished my little spiel by asking her what her job title was. After a bit of confusion, she managed to tell me that she was a "Debt Collection Specialist". I responded by asking her if she'd ever considered going into another line of work -- one with more status and prestige. Cautiously, she asked what I meant, and I calmly suggested that she might consider a career change to something like prostitution or dealing drugs.
After several seconds, SHE hung up on ME. :-)
We'll see if there are any more calls from the idiot jackasses.
The first few times, I tried -- patiently -- to explain to them that they had the wrong person/phone, but they seem to have taken the attitude that I'm simply lying to them: that I'm actually the person they're trying to reach.
As the calls have continued, I've gotten more and more enthusiastic about letting them know that I'm not the right person; they remain unconvinced.
At least, I think, until this morning.
Shortly after 10:00, I got another call from the putzes asking to speak to Mr. H_____. Having finally had enough of their nonsense, I calmly (but pointedly, profanely, and insultingly) began to let the person on the other end know what I thought of him, his company, collection agencies, and so on. When I was done, he tried to complain that I shouldn't be speaking to him that way -- that he was simply trying to collect a debt that was willingly incurred, and that the company that was owed the money deserved to be paid.
I responded (remaining rude, profane, and insulting) that that was all well and good, IF they were calling the person that actually owed the money; but that since they weren't, and had thus far refused to correct their error, I was entitled to address them in any manner I wished -- and that I would not only continue, but get even worse as long as they continued calling me.
At that point, a stupidvisor got on the line, and tried to give me a ration of shit about how and what I was saying. Bad move on her part.
I demonstrated to her, in no uncertain terms, that she was wrong: not only could I be more offensive and disgusting toward them, but that I would. I finished my little spiel by asking her what her job title was. After a bit of confusion, she managed to tell me that she was a "Debt Collection Specialist". I responded by asking her if she'd ever considered going into another line of work -- one with more status and prestige. Cautiously, she asked what I meant, and I calmly suggested that she might consider a career change to something like prostitution or dealing drugs.
After several seconds, SHE hung up on ME. :-)
We'll see if there are any more calls from the idiot jackasses.
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