- Jump up on Dad's lap, sit while watching what he does on the computer.
- Sitting is too tiring, so lay down on his leg.
- Fall asleep.
- Try to roll over, fall off leg.
- Get into laundry basket.
- Discover all the things you can beat up.
- Jump out of laundry basket, try to drag something out to play with.
- Discover that item is way bigger than you thought, drag harder.
- Succeed in pulling Dad's bluejeans out of basket.
- Get covered by bluejeans.
- While trying to escape bluejeans, manage to burrow your way into leg, get trapped.
- Yell for help.
- Play with assorted cat toys.
- Get tired of assorted cat toys.
- Go looking for new toy.
- Spot twitching tail.
- Ignore that twitching tail is connected to (way) bigger cat.
- Ambush tail.
- Get soundly thumped on the head for your efforts.
Do NOT suddenly jump up on toilet while Dad is standing in front of it.