Personally, I thought this was farookin' hysterical:
And you should be ever so glad that none of these peeps lives in your neighborhood.
Somehow, I've got the idea that one of these may be in ol' Jimbo's future. That, and something like this.
When I saw this one, I immediately thought of a certain wiseass Jooette.
If you have a higher-than-normal fondness for Frank Sinatra, you might want to give this one a look:
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